A ROYAL DECLARATION:

joycie, the CoMS (Communicator of Mass Salutes), is being relieved of her duties effective immediately. CoMS duties will be temporarily taken by michy (the royal llama herder) until a suitable replacement is found. joycie's loyal years of service have not gone without notice. The NNH (Norwegian National Hero) praises her dedication in her post and wishes her success in Japan. However, because of her past record, the NNH wishes to appoint joycie as Ambassador to Japan. The royal family hopes very much that she will accept such a role representing our land abroad.