Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Two uber funny stories... make that three....

So the baldwinites went to Cafe Maroc for summerlicious today. We all remember the Cafe Maroc funny story right?

Story 1: So last year, UTCC tried to organize an exec dinner at Cafe Maroc. Shang was charged with making the reservations. Success! or so she thinks. The day before our big dinner, she gets a call from the restaurant to confirm that we are going. But Shang is confused. What did the lady on the other end say. "Cafe WHAT?" It turns out Shang booked the wrong restaurant, one in mid-town instead of downtown; the one in the summerlicious list right below Cafe Maroc. Good thing this restaurant called.

Story 2: After summerlicious today, we went to visit my cubical. As we came back out we went down the escalators to the PATH. ED Eric decides to slide down the escalator handrail. 3/4 of the way down, he comes flying off and hits his knee hard on the escalator. Funny thing was just before he flew, I was gonna tell him he should probably not be doing that.

Story 3: Now out in public on the street. Krazy Kate pops a pimple and starts bleeding profusely. At first she wipes it away with her finger and sucks off the blood, but it kept bleeding. She next tries a receipt but that soaks through quick. With no other materials left, she resorts to the best blood absorber of all... a tampon! She had a tampon to her face for most of the trip home.

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