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We have received reports from investigators that the fugitive, meeshem, who is hiding and fleeing from authorities, have left a note at police headquarters denying all charges laid against her and her accomplice, Dr. Mok. The head of the cold crimes unit, Detective Jay, reaffirms the charges of credit stealing and first degree murder against the two and reiterates that they shall be caught and justice shall prevail once again. Detective Jay's spokesman also provided a written statement responding to the fugitives 6 points:

1. The fact that bob was a dear friend and not a family member is irrelevant to the crime committed.

2. Dr. Jay is a highly respected doctor of medicine in his field of specialization. The fugitives shall not interpret the terms in a manner inconsistent with those outlined in the certified manual.

3. A new charge has been made against Dr. Mok which alleges that he is not a certified doctor in this filed and may not be a doctor at all. The definition of a diagnosis has also been misused by the accused (see point 2 above).

4. The accused is being charged with first degree murder. Prosecuters may ask for a lighter charge and sentence if evidence proves first degree murder is too severe. It is not the place of the accused to taunt the legitimacy of investigators while the investigation is in progress.

5. Investigators are not responsible for how the media interprets the news. The media may believe that the accused "deserves much comforting" but that is not the official position of authorities.

6. The same ceiling fan used to kill bob is potentially being used as a lethal weapon against innocent civilians and authorities. Police have devised a method to combat the impending terror that the accused may cause.

Investigators say that there is further evidence of foul play which they are attempting to piece together. If anyone has any information regarding this crime, please contact Crime Stoppers. A special tips hotline has been set up for this case. Please phone 1-800-mee-shem with any information. We will bring you any new information as soon as it is received by us from authorities. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, When Ceiling Fans Attack, in just a moment...